Where did I go wrong?
I'm trading you in!!!!
For someone shinier and new!You blew it! I'm hurt.
I mean, if maybe....and just maybe, if you went back to your old ways, I may take you back. Until then, I've found someone else.
They can offer me the same things too.....for cheaper! Okay, so maybe the convenience isn't quite the same but I can have 3 movies for less and you could only offer me 2 for your price.
We can still be friends, right?!