Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Writing Assignment: Husband Edition!

I love to do Mama Kat's writing prompts each week. However, she's been giving some very challenging prompts lately that I haven't done them in a few weeks.

This week I thought I would do something different. I thought you guys would enjoy this little treat.

I have decided to have my husband do one of the prompts!! I asked him and he agreed. I was surprised too....but intrigued.

I read him the prompts and he choose:

4.) Write a 20-line poem (rhyming or non-rhyming) dedicated to your favorite piece of clothing (could be shirt, hat, shoes, etc)

So, without further adu, here is my husband and his Writing Assignment.....

{Beware: Rated PG-16}

My Jewelry Box

Sorry boxers,
I don't like you.
My nuts aren't punching bags
for a boxer like you.

Some say commando
is the way to go.
I don't want to zip it like Stiller
Cause that would be a killer.

Some men like thong
but I'm no chippendale
and I think it's wrong
oh well, what the hell.

Silky and sleek
are too foofy for me.
Slippen and sliden
isn't gonna happen, you see.

Briefs is my case
where I keep my rocks.
Safe and sound
in my jewelry box.


Now it's your turn. Head on over to Mama Kat's and see what other's are writing about.


Erin said...

HAHAHAHA!!! That's so great!! I am going to have to read that to my hubs tomorrow, he'll get a kick out of it!

Jeanette said...

Now that's funny!

Lauren Cunningham said...

lol very funny! it is good to see he is willing to participate in your online activities.

Nf1andprek-whisper said...

this is F**((( so funny excuse my language but it is so funny. I love it and have to read it to my hubby. I bookmarked you and I will be back. I think I should ask my hubby to do one.. what a great idea by you we should start a meme for husbands
come by and visit i have a giveaway ending friday

Jen said...

LOL! That was awesome, it was more than awesome. It was totally awesome.

parentingBYdummies said...

That's pretty good! Dumb Dad doesn't even read my blog, but perhaps I'll get him to make a guest appearance on it.

Jessica said...

That's really quite impressive! Haha! I love it! Quite the poet...

Anonymous said...

This is awesome! Your husband did an great job!!

Thanks for stopping by my blog today :)

Mommy's Sippy Cup said...

Oh my goodness! That is hysterical!!!!!

Ginny Marie said...

What a great idea! You're going to start a trend of having husbands write guest posts! I love it!

Rebekah @ Mom-In-A-Million said...

Oh, this is just awesome. Maybe my husband will do next week's prompt...

Jenners said...

I hear a rap tune in here somewhere!!!

Stef said...

Too funny! Wow, he is an original! Maybe I can get my hubby in on the fun!

Life with Kaishon said...

Oh my gosh. This is hilarious! So perfect! What a great sport. I think Gary would die if I made him do a blog post.