Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Conversations in the bathroom

Last night while my daughter was taking a shower, my husband was in the same bathroom trimming his goatie and then he asked me to trim his hair.

Here is the conversation that played out:

Husband: Can you trim my hair around my ears?

Me: *sigh* Alright but don't get mad if I botch it.

*I start to trim his hair*

Me: Maybe you should just go down and get your hair cut.

Husband: Right now? Maybe I'll just shave my head then.

My daughter: Don't shave your head daddy otherwise you'll look like a big dork!

Me and my husband: hahaha!!

My daughter: Yeah daddy, cause if mommy messes your hair up then you'll be "see, I should have just gone to Super Cuts" and then mommy will say "Don't blame me" and if you shave your head you'll like like a dork, a BIG DORK!

Me and my husband: hahaha!


In the end, I trimmed his hair around his ears and the back of his head. I didn't botch it either so he didn't have to shave his head and look like a BIG DORK!

Kids say the darndest things!


Sweet Tea said...

Giving her Daddy her best advice. Whatever it takes to avoid the "Dorkiness Factor"!!
Great story!

Nikki B. said...

avoid looking like a big all costs. that's my motto!!

so funny!