Last night while my daughter was taking a shower, my husband was in the same bathroom trimming his goatie and then he asked me to trim his hair.
Here is the conversation that played out:
Husband: Can you trim my hair around my ears?
Me: *sigh* Alright but don't get mad if I botch it.
*I start to trim his hair*
Me: Maybe you should just go down and get your hair cut.
Husband: Right now? Maybe I'll just shave my head then.
My daughter: Don't shave your head daddy otherwise you'll look like a big dork!
Me and my husband: hahaha!!
My daughter: Yeah daddy, cause if mommy messes your hair up then you'll be "see, I should have just gone to Super Cuts" and then mommy will say "Don't blame me" and if you shave your head you'll like like a dork, a BIG DORK!
Me and my husband: hahaha!
In the end, I trimmed his hair around his ears and the back of his head. I didn't botch it either so he didn't have to shave his head and look like a BIG DORK!
Kids say the darndest things!